Welcome to the age of the great guilds...

The woven creature

This takes a bit of skill, a bit of magic, and a bit of guts to do right, but here's how:

1.) Take your mouse skull.



2.) Climb to the top of the haunted tree and remove one small branch.



3.) Mix the juice of the miracle fruit with your saliva and spit it into your favorite person's mouth.



4.) And then ask the tree octopus for help with math.



5.) Enjoy fun times with your new woven creature.

Wigs

One thing that we Weavers really dig, it's wigs. Wigs look cool when you want to look different.

One awesome kind of wig that one of our guild members wore while out of doors in a place of whimsy was me, Vector Mathus, your humble Guild Weaver.

Look!

caTHY toTALLY aweSOME!!!!

Excitement, fun. Magical explostion of delightful pants. Brooklyn rock band, Cathy, will make you shit your mind.

If you don't see them, everything will be terrible.

Sincerely,

The Weaver's Guild

PS.

NO MEMBER OF THE WEAVERS GUILD HAS PARTICIPATED IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH ANY MEMBERS OF THE BAND CATHY OR THEIR LAWYERS.

What are we?

Welly welly wellcome to the Weaver's Guild!!!!

My guild members and I wish you the kindest of good do. For crafts, rafts, carts, animals, plants, lights, bunnies, whores, oil, quails, and Charlie you've come to the right place.

Here ya go!

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